DUCKY
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks."So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!"The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on;very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, t
hen I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.
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God saw me hungry, He created pizza
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, He created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel angry if you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you!
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I DUNNO TRUE NOT!!!!!Interesting Thou
Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).
YOU can try this yourself - purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)... it does not rot or smell differently... because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on it...even those teeny weeny micro-organisms will not find a home to grow.
Why? Because it is nearly plastic.Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?Share This With Your Friends...